Thrift Store Piracy

I AM GOING TO WRITE A CHEESETASTIC LOVE STORY.

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHO LIKES IT.
I DON’T CARE IF IT EVER GETS READ.
IT’S GONNA BE ABOUT A BOY AND A GIRL.
WHO HAVE NO TRAUMATIC PASTS, NO QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR SEXUALITY, THEY’RE JUST GODDAMN VANILLA SHY.
It’s gonna be ADORABLE AS FUCK.
AND I DON’T GIVE TWO TUGS OF A DEAD DOGS COCK…If…Uh.. (Honestly, I just felt like throwin’ that last bit in there.) 


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